I get the paper on Sundays. Besides the weekly Target circular and Dear Abby I didn't actually do much reading of the paper until...I found this article recently in the News And Advance.
His name is Scott Hollifield. I think he is the best thing the News and Advance has had to offer besides Ken West's column and I don't get the Wednesday paper so I can't read that one anymore. Hollifield is funny and his writing is good. I highly recommend him if you are interested in knowing how to protect yourself from Panda Attacks, Stephen Hawking's take on only 'weirdos' being alien abducted and the latest in rodent Robot Squirrels.
If those things don't interest you, you may find his articles a little weird.