Remember a few weeks back and my run in with super human strength? I got a letter in the mail this afternoon that may just explain it. Ward's grandmother sent us a letter addressed to Ward & Elekra. I am not sure if she meant Elexia or Elektra but one thing is certain, she must think I am a super hero. It's all coming back to me now, I must have had amnesia, I was a super hero before I fell off my family's yacht and Ward kidnapped me and told me that his kids were ours.
I used to laugh at her blatant mispronuncaition of my name but I am beginning to wonder, since she's sending us checks, if I should tell her who her grandson is really married to.
She may be disappointed.
-june
2 comments:
I can't even tell you how jealous we are that you have been promoted to a superhero.
We should come up with some goofy name to call her. Why don't you use your superpowers to think of one?
I want to know who said they would use their monkey army for good.
Have you ever seen an army of monkeys? They have no use for good.
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