I was just in the middle of removing a three pound diaper from Trouble when it hit me that these little guys are going to be a month old in just under twelve hours. And when I got home from the office yesterday I noticed two new shiny Birth Certificates on the kitchen table proving what we had suspected for some weeks now. We have twins! They officially exist, with serial numbers and everything.
Which reminds me, we need to make an appointment to get their tracking implants installed soon. Those little devils are going to be mobile before you know it.