It's Just Hair, It'll Grow Back Right?

If you were to call me on the phone right now, this is how the conversation might go:

U: How are you?

Me: I was OK, until I went to the salon and ASKED for the lady to chop off all of my hair and give me BANGS. (And I mean ALL OFF and BANGS!)

U: What possessed you to do that? Did you even ask the magic 8 Ball? (That's what you would perhaps say if you were married to me).

or, you may say this:

U: You know, if you were feeling wild and crazy you could have always gotten clip on bangs.

To which I would have replied,

Me: Are you serious?

To which you would have replied.

U: Yes, really.

or, you may say this:

U: Oh, I am sure they don't look that bad, I am sure they look just stunning. You are over reacting, like ALWAYS (and you would shake your head like I could see you, but I can't because we are on the phone, remember?)

To which I would know you were lying. What you would really be thinking is, Why, June, You have that really small forehead and bangs are for eight year olds or hot chicks in Hollywood who can afford extentions if their hair cuts go bad.

There is a good reason I haven't had bangs since 5th grade, I just forgot that reason. But this, this has been a good reminder and I seriously doubt I will need another. Ever again.

-june