So last week I was pretty sure the sky was falling, the world was coming to an end and there was no possible way I could board a plane. I was special ordering $300 face masks, stockpiling Cream of Mushroom soup and revising my will. I was afraid to go outdoors or check the news.
Today I'm finding out the government doesn't even know what a pandemic means and that this Influenza A (H1N1) business is no worse than the regular flu.
Now I don't know whether or not to cancel the $300 face masks, if it's safe to go outside or if I even like Cream of Mushroom soup.