Come bask in our Holiday spirit
We’re so merry we can hardly stand it
We’re overflowing with holiday cheer
And we also have wine and beer
We’ve Christmas trees in several rooms
To help fight bah humbug gloom
We hope our home will bring you pleasure
And the flashing lights won’t cause a seizure
We invite you all young and old
to come on over and out of the cold
and have a drink and have a bite
and enjoy a rather un-silent night
Being the appreciative wife that I am, I of course said 'thank you'. However, I think I may go the simpler route on the invitation.
1 comment:
I think it's very witty and I could be lured to a holiday gathering if I found a poem like that in my mailbox. I love the assurance that I won't be having a seizure at your party. It's a very real seasonal danger you know.
Maybe he should be freelancing at hallmark.
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